Sunday, January 29, 2017

Santa Letters

SANTA LETTERS

When you send a letter to Santa, be sure to put the correct address.

Santa Claus
North Pole

If you sent the letter to the South Pole, the letter might not go to Santa, it will go to the dead post office where all undeliverable mails without return address go. It's just like sending an email to a non-existing address or invalid address, your email goes into outer space, essentially.

It's never too late or too early to send Santa a letter. The earlier you send your letter, even January, the more time Santa has to get your presents. Of course, after you tell Santa what you want, you need to be good until Christmas day comes.

And no matter what your age is, don't stop believing in Santa. It maybe the only piece of childhood you have left. And you might end up like Mr. Scrooge who humbug Santa until he was old and senile.

Don't try to ask Santa Claus for world peace, unless you're the president of a powerful country in the world, like Donald John Trump, but you can ask Santa for a world piece, like a piece of land or a piece of the American Dream, an apple fruit or computer, your own pony or your own phone, a good financial adviser, but don't ask to win the lottery because Santa does not believe in vices. These are the things that you can ask Santa in your letter.

I'm gonna make one right now (LOL). [Dear Santa ....]

Let me be the first to say Merry Christmas 2017! LOL! Ha ha ha, ho ho ho ....


John Sindayen

Reference websites:
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2015/01/happens-undeliverable-mail-no-return-address/
http://pe.usps.com/text/dmm300/507.htm
https://www.quora.com/What-happens-if-I-sent-an-email-to-a-no-one-used-email-address

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