Getting A Job

GETTING A JOB

Sometimes you can't make up your mind what job to take or to try for. Sometimes you'd think you'd let fate pick your job for you. The thing is, every time I apply for a job, I got hired right away on the spot, almost always.

I am looking and waiting for the perfect job. That would be C's husband. Just kidding. That's not even a job. Trump's Press Public Relations Man. That guy needs a Press PR Man bad. I'll wait for his call.

All kidding asides, the perfect job for me would be where I will be able to help the organization or the Man or the Woman achieve their financial goal and/or popularity goal for the fiscal year and future fiscal years, while I also achieve the same goals.

My financial goal is very minimal. I require only a minimum living wage that will afford good housing and good nutrition. It's not that I'm independently wealthy, though past co-workers have accused me of being one. I don't even have a penny to my name. I will only say that I survive only through the kindness of strangers or through the sheer will of God who keeps me around just for company.

Somewhere out there is the perfect job for me or perfect enough for me. And maybe, the perfect lottery ticket, just to make these accusations of me being financially independent true. And also to make right all or any wrongs and expectations I've done or not done in my life. Selah.

Truthfully yours,

John Sindayen

PS: Jobs I am qualified for are the following:
Accounts Receivable Accounting Clerk, Prudential
Algebra or Mathematics Teacher or Tutor, LASD
Computer or Programming Teacher or Tutor, CSN
Data Entry, USCB
English or Composition Writer or Teacher or Tutor, Blogspot
Infantry or Armor Soldier or Instructor, USA
Martial Arts Instructor or Movie Extra, Dojo
Sales or Retail Clerk or Agent, Marshalls
Singer or Songwriter, Rooftop
Typist, Farmers
Etcetera, Etc.